Love, Lovecraft-Style

May 18, 2011

“This holiday season…prepare to share the laughter…the triumph…and the bottomless unspeakable horror…of two indescribable monsters, coming together…to find out…that sometimes…love is where the gelatinous membrane is.

Renee Zellweger is…Cthulu.
Jessica Alba is…The Flying Spaghetti Monster, in…

Love, Lovecraft-Style.”

As far as pictorial accuracy goes, luck is on my side because technically Cthulu is so indescribably awful that no picture could ever do it justice. So, really, he might very well look like a sideways 8 by 5 inch zen garden with some squiggly lines on it. You don’t know. You don’t know!

(although I can see why you might think this is a picture of a lobster)


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